Teche’s Hot Girl Era: Paint Done, Floors Down, Fixtures Loading
That “Wait… It’s a Real House Now?” Moment
You know that feeling when a renovation crosses the threshold from “project” to “place you actually want to hang out in”? We’re there. 105 Teche Drive isn’t just a construction zone anymore—it’s giving modern-luxe moodboard meets actual livable space. Paint? Done. Cabinets? Finished. Floors? Laid. Fixtures? In transit. And let’s not forget the moody-stained kitchen island that’s been stealing focus like it’s auditioning for an Architectural Digest cover.
The Wall & Cabinet Saga: A Color Commitment Crisis Worth Having
I lost sleep over these paint colors. We chose ten. I tortured Blaise. But every drop of drama was worth it. The walls aren’t just painted—they’re dressed. Wrapped in creamy warmth, soft neutrals, and just enough contrast to keep it interesting. The cabinets complement without competing. It's giving restraint with a wink. Even my sometimes-grumpy-always-practical flip partner had to admit “I had my doubts, but somehow all of this works even better than you promised it would.” (Thanks for admitting I was right, Blaise!)
Design tip? Sometimes indecision is just dedication in disguise. And yes, I’ll die on that hill.
Let’s Talk About the Kitchen Island—Because It Deserves Its Own Section
This island isn’t just a surface; it’s a vibe. We went dark and moody, but kept the woodgrain visible—rich, grounded, a little mysterious. It says: “I host wine nights but also get sh*t done.” It anchors the space visually and emotionally. It’s not just the heart of the kitchen—it’s the soul of the flip.
I’ve already mentally styled it three ways. And yes, there will be a ceramic fruit bowl with one aggressively aesthetic pomegranate in at least one listing photo. Fight me.
Floors: She’s Grounded Now
Subfloor echoes? Gone. Now it’s solid, checkerboard tile and warm wood tones underfoot. The kind of flooring that makes you want to ditch your shoes and slow-walk through the house with a glass of wine like you’re in a Nancy Meyers movie.
We went for wide plank, matte finish—chic but not trying too hard. The last few corners are getting touched up, but the foundation of the home’s vibe is down, literally and stylistically.
Fixtures, Vanities & That Tub Surround: All the YES Moments
Let’s get into the real stars of this phase:
Vanities: Not just storage—statements. Think antique wood, soft-close everything, and a finish that whispers "spa" but still holds your dry shampoo stash.
Tub Surround: Custom, clean, but full of personality. It’s got that “you could definitely take a dramatic Sunday soak here” energy.
Lighting: All ordered. All on theme. Brass. Globes. Sconces. Drama. I’m lighting this house like it’s about to walk a red carpet.
There’s nothing quite like watching your Pinterest boards materialize into actual shipments arriving on site. If serotonin came in box form, it would look like pendant lights.
Touch Me Textures: The Hardware Edit
Let’s talk hardware—because she’s not just decorative, she’s the unsung hero of a well-dressed space. What may feel like trivial details to some are actually the most important part of bringing a space together— it’s ALL about the touch points. I went deep into the design rabbit hole and came out holding vintage-inspired brass beauties that are the literal definition of quiet luxury.
Antique Brass Cabinet Pulls
We’re talking warm aged brass with fluted grip detailing—bold without shouting, luxe without trying too hard. The texture gives just enough grip to feel intentional (read: not builder basic), and the profile hits that sweet spot between traditional and tailored. They’re the kind of pulls you notice after the fact—when you catch yourself running your hand over them because they just feel that good.
Fluted Bedroom Knobs
Don’t even get me started on these chunky circular knobs with beaded backplates. They’re giving vintage vault chic. A little industrial, a little Roman revival, and just enough edge to keep things modern without sacrificing the cottagecore aesthetic. I love how they ground the room—literally. There’s something quietly commanding about them. And yes, I did test them in every lighting condition like a psycho.
Glass + Brass Bathroom Doorknobs
As for the bathroom doors? We’re doing glass knobs set in aged brass rosettes with a slight Art Deco flair. It’s serving restored antique but make it curated. They sparkle in the best way—like a design Easter egg when the sun hits just right. You could be wearing a ratty robe and still feel like Old Hollywood just brushing past one of these.
These hardware choices don’t just finish the space—they elevate it. Like couture for your cabinets. Functional, yes. But mostly? Just straight-up FAB.
On Deck: Stone Slabs, Dreamy Tile, and Appliance Angst
Every good glow-up has a few cliffhangers. Here’s ours:
Countertops: I’m spiraling between quartz, soapstone, and one statement color that’s so unexpected I kind of love it.
Terrazzo Tile: The hall bath is getting it. Non-negotiable. It’s retro, modern, and quietly expensive-looking all at once. Literal design dream unlocked.
Appliances: Time to make decisions that are both aesthetic and functional. The big players. The stainless steel soldiers. The things that make a kitchen not just pretty, but powerful.
These aren’t just finishing touches—they’re identity-defining choices. The things that move the Teche Flip from "cute Instagram girl" to “she’s got a mortgage and a skincare fridge.”
The Vibe Check: Teche Flip, but Make It Personal
We’re living in the sweet spot of any renovation—the click moment. When everything begins to align. Walls have warmth. Floors feel finished. Light is coming. It’s not just a house anymore—it’s a whole mood.
Modern with a nostalgic wink. Elevated but not unapproachable. A little dramatic, a little romantic, and a whole lot of her.
And while countertops, terrazzo tile, and appliance decisions loom on the horizon, I’m allowing myself this moment of pause to say:
105 Teche is coming together—and she’s everything.
